🍕 Pizza Reviews
A journey through pizza in Kitchener Waterloo
Gino's on Bridgeport is the benchmark, sitting at a 7/10. All pizza is pretty good, so it's hard to score below a 5.5 or above a 8.5.
A 10 and a 3 are basically religious experiences on the opposite ends of a spectrum. A 1 would probably require being physically harmed by the pizza or the shop's owner.
MJ's Gourmet Pizza
October 10, 2026
"If LLM output were a pizza it would be MJ's; The absolute average."
Pizza Bite
April 3, 2026
"Well ah... the Spartans weren't really big on amenities"; "Neither is Pizza Bite, and it slaps"
Planet Pizza
March 20, 2026
"Planet Pizza? Never heard of them, we're Wingza"
Xpress Pizza House
December 28, 2025
"Xpress Pizza House, experts in leveraging technical marketing, not so much in pizza making."
Cheez-Us
November 21, 2025
"If you want a greasy slice, I've got the place for you! (but it's tasty)."
Pizzeria Papa Joe
October 22, 2025
"Papa Joe's makes a "fine" pie with decent toppings, but the crust and dip have room for improvement."
Fiagaro's Pizza
October 21, 2025
"Amazing garlic dip, solid crust, and fresh toppings. Pepperoni's thick but hey, that's pizza."